All My Friends Are Dead

One of the things I am most excited about, baby, is reading to you and teaching you how to read. I LOVE to read (your Daddy, not so much)! I was so excited to learn how to read when I was a little girl and I can't wait to show you all the worlds there are out there.

I'm super excited to get this book for you

get it? 'cause he's a dinosaur!

Now, I know... some people may say it may not be appropriate. But, I think you are mature enough already to see the humor.













So Grandma Iline and Grammy Kay don't have heart attacks, I also can't wait to read this to you

good night chair, good night hair, good night zombie over there...

wait until you meet

This monkey is AMAZING, trust me. And if you don't, ask your Aunt Danielle

and of course,

there's a lot of anthropomorphisizing in kids books

Anyway, that's what's in store for you. Plus, Grimm's Fairy Tales and pooping and Yo Gabba Gabba and.... well, let's just leave Star Trek for later...